funnyordie: Everyone Poops The movie based on your favorite toilet book is flush with celebrities.
We should ban life jackets and other flotation...
And if you do, by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-saving or otherwise procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this mess, you have to live with the consequences. You should see drowning as a gift. You, there with the sunglasses! You’re just asking for it. Also, if you were forcibly pushed into the water, don’t worry. If it...
As I stood there waiting I must say I was perhaps more nervous than I had ever...– Jim James of My Morning Jacket: “Barack Obama is not a robot.” (via barackobama)